How To Be A Professor - Gus Johnson

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  • Published: 28 January 2017
  • Follow this simple guide to learn how to be a successful professor.
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Comments • 1 841

  • Ryan
    Ryan  5 hours back

    ok boomer

    • 1000 subs with zero videos

      OK,Boomer

      • Jamie Heinrichs
        Jamie Heinrichs  1 days back

        heres some you missed i thought were important:
        - leaving autoplay on
        - (more for high school) 2 minutes left of class- no packing up you have to work on your homework until the last second
        - spends 2 minutes of the video trying to get the audio to work or fixing the speakers
        - the marker thing and leaving cursor on the pause button are also accurate

        • RattPack
          RattPack  2 days back

          Ok boomer

          • Kyle Rechenberg
            Kyle Rechenberg  2 days back

            I'll never forget when my teacher left autoplay enabled and it jumped directly into Peppa Pig when the video ended.

            • Jamesbot9000
              Jamesbot9000  2 days back

              The spinning head transition segments got me

              • Mystix Echo
                Mystix Echo  13 hours back

                that face tho😂😂😂👌👌👌

            • Senan M
              Senan M  3 days back

              THE FUCKING YOUTUBE PAUSE THING I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

              • Kaffeetasse94
                Kaffeetasse94  3 days back

                In the rare case the volume of the speakers is turned down too low, make sure instead of turning it up, you use VLCs function to amplify the audio by 400%, so it OVERSTEERS LIKE HELL, and not notice that there's anything wrong with that method.

                • Cyber Artist
                  Cyber Artist  4 days back

                  Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick

                  • robert pannullo
                    robert pannullo  4 days back

                    #YEET

                    • Mo's World
                      Mo's World  4 days back

                      As a federal work study student I was in charge of throwing out all those dead markers, it was a lot of dead markers every week - I was making the big bucks

                      • HYf3r
                        HYf3r  5 days back

                        instead of speakers being too loud, they had always been really quiet so no one could hear

                        • Crook's Lounge
                          Crook's Lounge  5 days back

                          Shoutout Harvey hall

                          • his and her habits
                            his and her habits  6 days back

                            So me with the projector 😂

                            • Briggs
                              Briggs  6 days back

                              I feel like this is a teacher thing. More than a professor thing

                              • Flare Official
                                Flare Official  6 days back

                                Litterally my math and science teacher

                                • Zach Culp
                                  Zach Culp  6 days back

                                  THIS IS SO ACCURATE HOLY HEK!!!

                                  • Jude Simon
                                    Jude Simon  7 days back

                                    0:05 Im watching this while pooping in the toilet.

                                    • Imogen Mitchell
                                      Imogen Mitchell  1 weeks back

                                      A teacher teaching a teacher how to teach.

                                      • Adam Brands
                                        Adam Brands  1 weeks back

                                        Omg you need to make and produce an animated comedy series and pitch it to Netflix... STAT

                                        • NoGoodContentAllowed
                                          NoGoodContentAllowed  1 weeks back

                                          cant believe that professor had cornhub on the screen in front of the whole class

                                          • Hamilton Trash
                                            Hamilton Trash  1 weeks back

                                            0:52 *S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*

                                            • cvj1000
                                              cvj1000  1 weeks back

                                              If I ever became a professor, the first thing I would do would be to show this video to the class. Feel like it would be a great way to become a prof that everyone liked 😂

                                              • dronk
                                                dronk  1 weeks back

                                                h

                                                • SuperMarioHeath
                                                  SuperMarioHeath  1 weeks back

                                                  2:09 Me when I get killed by a tryhard

                                                  • Sophii Sherman
                                                    Sophii Sherman  1 weeks back

                                                    It’s *doctor* mr. Professor Johnson to you

                                                    • Chezz
                                                      Chezz  1 weeks back

                                                      They leave the volume really high and don't even turn it down

                                                      • Octo Sponge
                                                        Octo Sponge  2 weeks back

                                                        Thanks this really helped

                                                        • Pie Crumbs
                                                          Pie Crumbs  2 weeks back

                                                          You forgot to not let students out after the bell rang and say, “I dismiss you, not the bell!”

                                                        • B3n L
                                                          B3n L  2 weeks back

                                                          I'm not even in college yet and for some reason this sounds so relatable.

                                                          • Gigi
                                                            Gigi  2 weeks back

                                                            Omg projectors.... my elementary school days.

                                                            • Expo
                                                              Expo  2 weeks back

                                                              Step 1: be good at basketball

                                                              • Ben Dover
                                                                Ben Dover  2 weeks back

                                                                relatable

                                                                • Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure

                                                                  Gus I just hope that you have seen each and every one of these examples in your actual life. Im sure many of your viewers have. These are really not exaggerated, people.

                                                                  • Nerd
                                                                    Nerd  3 weeks back

                                                                    The youtube part was the best. The same thing can be said for pretty much any school, event or church I have been to lol. XD

                                                                    • Faustini
                                                                      Faustini  3 weeks back

                                                                      Often instead of sound too loud it just doesn’t work and they spend way too much time trying to fix it. A student most time fixes it by going to the board.
                                                                      On rare occasion they call in maintenance.

                                                                      • Galleten
                                                                        Galleten  4 weeks back

                                                                        Him: calls his videos trash

                                                                        Me: *one man's trash is another man's treasure*

                                                                        • AWKisbored
                                                                          AWKisbored  4 weeks back

                                                                          And make sure you don’t let ANYBODY do any homework from another class even if there’s 30 minutes left

                                                                          • Chris Turnbull
                                                                            Chris Turnbull  4 weeks back

                                                                            that facial expression montage at 2:35 is gold

                                                                            • Teoman Erönü
                                                                              Teoman Erönü  4 weeks back

                                                                              2:45 HOLY SHIT THIS SO MUCH

                                                                              • Mark Redstone
                                                                                Mark Redstone  4 weeks back

                                                                                I've never related to something more. Wow

                                                                                • Jonni Zeal Stetsa
                                                                                  Jonni Zeal Stetsa  4 weeks back

                                                                                  0:50 oh no 😂😂

                                                                                  • tyler hart
                                                                                    tyler hart  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Watching this on the toilet gus guess I won here

                                                                                    • I’m not Sure
                                                                                      I’m not Sure  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Any one else notice he had a boner when he went to get off his email

                                                                                      • Taiyotsuki Hoshi
                                                                                        Taiyotsuki Hoshi  4 weeks back

                                                                                        2:50 *I’M LOOKING AT YOU, DR. NÚÑEZ!*

                                                                                        • Jay Kay
                                                                                          Jay Kay  4 weeks back

                                                                                          You got your PhD in only 6 years? Damn!

                                                                                          • Chris Turnbull
                                                                                            Chris Turnbull  1 months back

                                                                                            Remember, if its too sunny outside always close the curtains 80% of the way, but leave just about a 3 foot gap so that a large vertical bar of light can come through the window and obscure the entire middle section of the video.

                                                                                            • Chris Turnbull
                                                                                              Chris Turnbull  1 months back

                                                                                              Remember, whenever you want to pause the video, click on the area next to the pause button so that the video doesn't actually pause, then start speaking to the class for about half a second, return to the video, attempt to pause it again, fail again then spend a good ten seconds trying to find out why the video isn't pausing. The same can be done for playing the video