It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 060

  • kriti G
    kriti G  2 hours back

    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

    • Leslys
      Leslys  2 hours back

      ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
      lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

      • Sieg Nihil
        Sieg Nihil  3 hours back

        Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

        • *meme master87*
          *meme master87*  3 hours back

          Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

          • V S C O
            V S C O  3 hours back

            can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

            • Saraf Wasima Siddique
              Saraf Wasima Siddique  4 hours back

              Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

              • Bianca Marchetti
                Bianca Marchetti  4 hours back

                serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

                • Camron Holdcroft
                  Camron Holdcroft  4 hours back

                  *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on YouTube so you’re just wasting your time*

                  • Timi Agiri
                    Timi Agiri  5 hours back

                    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

                    • lovesins •
                      lovesins •  6 hours back

                      sigh, :c

                      • Elijah Johnson
                        Elijah Johnson  7 hours back

                        In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

                        • Ashley
                          Ashley  7 hours back

                          How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

                          • Cass LuLu
                            Cass LuLu  7 hours back

                            I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

                            • I’m Peter
                              I’m Peter  8 hours back

                              What university you go to?

                              • Kee Glanzmann
                                Kee Glanzmann  8 hours back

                                DANCE MOMS

                                • Firelightdaisy
                                  Firelightdaisy  8 hours back

                                  You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

                                  • Martin G
                                    Martin G  8 hours back

                                    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

                                    • Spoiled Milk
                                      Spoiled Milk  9 hours back

                                      If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

                                      • Macy Mclaren
                                        Macy Mclaren  9 hours back

                                        Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

                                        • Hiba Al-badarneh
                                          Hiba Al-badarneh  10 hours back

                                          You're weird
                                          I like weird people
                                          God i really enjoy ur videos
                                          Keep going🌻

                                          • CatsAreCool
                                            CatsAreCool  10 hours back

                                            I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

                                            • Toga Himiko
                                              Toga Himiko  10 hours back

                                              Joana : all funny throughout summer posting

                                              School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

                                              • Erin Rae
                                                Erin Rae  11 hours back

                                                where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

                                                • Karleigh V
                                                  Karleigh V  11 hours back

                                                  So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

                                                  • Haylee Moore
                                                    Haylee Moore  11 hours back

                                                    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

                                                    • Ruth Uday
                                                      Ruth Uday  11 hours back

                                                      she needs a talk show.

                                                      • Myken Hassler
                                                        Myken Hassler  11 hours back

                                                        PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

                                                        • Roy K
                                                          Roy K  11 hours back

                                                          Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
                                                          Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss

                                                          Dementia: am I joke to you?

                                                          • Hannah C.
                                                            Hannah C.  12 hours back

                                                            She lookin snazzy

                                                            • Zoincer_ Oo
                                                              Zoincer_ Oo  12 hours back

                                                              Are you planning on doing YouTube full time as a job

                                                              • cj
                                                                cj  12 hours back

                                                                The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

                                                                • Jessi Callahan
                                                                  Jessi Callahan  12 hours back

                                                                  The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

                                                                  • mrbxrns
                                                                    mrbxrns  13 hours back

                                                                    *SAMANTHA*

                                                                    • Beau Rass
                                                                      Beau Rass  13 hours back

                                                                      Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

                                                                      • Natalie Red
                                                                        Natalie Red  14 hours back

                                                                        these videos are always so entertaining!

                                                                        • Eesha Sajid
                                                                          Eesha Sajid  14 hours back

                                                                          hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

                                                                          • Ikmo Monki
                                                                            Ikmo Monki  16 hours back

                                                                            Was the first scene a Gale reference?

                                                                            • Erin Sy
                                                                              Erin Sy  16 hours back

                                                                              "Colkulus"

                                                                              • Purple_potato 5
                                                                                Purple_potato 5  16 hours back

                                                                                At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

                                                                                • Adrian Spade
                                                                                  Adrian Spade  17 hours back

                                                                                  Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

                                                                                  • asdas hfsiisoszx
                                                                                    asdas hfsiisoszx  18 hours back

                                                                                    percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

                                                                                    • Julianna Rimondi
                                                                                      Julianna Rimondi  18 hours back

                                                                                      low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

                                                                                      • Allie A
                                                                                        Allie A  18 hours back

                                                                                        Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

                                                                                        • Heifel Andrade
                                                                                          Heifel Andrade  18 hours back

                                                                                          Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

                                                                                          • aurel
                                                                                            aurel  19 hours back

                                                                                            2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

                                                                                            • K10Kelly
                                                                                              K10Kelly  19 hours back

                                                                                              W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

                                                                                              • Justice Hudson
                                                                                                Justice Hudson  19 hours back

                                                                                                Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

                                                                                                • Process
                                                                                                  Process  15 hours back

                                                                                                  Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously.

                                                                                                  Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.

                                                                                              • jeon jungkookie
                                                                                                jeon jungkookie  20 hours back

                                                                                                Nah it's all about afternoon classes lmao