The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

  • Published: 10 January 2019
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.

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  • Fatimah Davids
    Fatimah Davids  3 weeks back


    • Harry Lime
      Harry Lime  1 months back

      Kevin is a comic God. Being a comic while black. Systemic racism is in every thread of our society. Cure? Reperations, bitches.

      • cruz
        [email protected] cruz  2 months back

        Tbh I don’t know what Kevin said in the past cause I fucking love this man and the fact that his true with him self i respect that 💖✊🏼

        • BScooL12
          BScooL12  2 months back

          A man with true high EQ does not need to please everyone and justify everything

          • chris georgallis
            chris georgallis  2 months back

            This guy looks creepy.
            The presenter.

            • spiceLukz siLver
              spiceLukz siLver  2 months back

              It goes to show stephen is a bit of an azz...
              thanks kevin for the classy act and explanation

              • Beyond MYSTERY
                Beyond MYSTERY  3 months back

                Stephen Colbert is a certified asshole.It was very chep move to dig the past and bring it down to the show in the name of Interview.A person who has apologize 10 years ago is still asked the question which was joke.woww what a world we live in

                • Given Sight Bear
                  Given Sight Bear  3 months back

                  Never apologize to a mob of sodomites

                  • BlazeStation
                    BlazeStation  3 months back

                    You have to keep it real to yourself & that’s all that matters💯

                    • Graham Hart
                      Graham Hart  3 months back

                      "I know it's my show and I'll do whatever the fuck I want!" WhhooaaaAaAa!!🤣

                      • Grant Jones
                        Grant Jones  3 months back

                        I am the 6,450 comment. Praise me. :)

                        • Lee Fowler
                          Lee Fowler  3 months back

                          love this guy

                          • xonestudio
                            xonestudio  3 months back

                            Well damn said

                            • Ron Gjerde
                              Ron Gjerde  3 months back

                              Graham Chapman of Monty Python was gay, yet did a bunch of gay jokes (remember all the "Poofda" jokes?). There are jokes that are funny, and jokes that are just mean. I'm of Norwegian heritage, and I love most Norwegian jokes. The best ones are told by other Norwegians. Telling a Norwegian joke doesn't mean you are anti-Norwegian. Most of the time you can tell when someone tells a joke because it is funny as opposed to someone who tells it because they are bigoted. A bigoted person rarely tells a funny joke (usually it is a mean, sick joke). Now, let me give you one of my favorite non-politically correct jokes -- "Do you know what's dumber than a dumb Norwegian? A smart Swede." Sorry all you guys from Sweden -- but I still think that is funny.

                              • Aziz Noor
                                Aziz Noor  3 months back

                                We all f$#&* every other thing here and there. So let it go Yo.

                                • Aryaman
                                  Aryaman  4 months back

                                  4:50 subtitles what

                                  • FireFoxies
                                    FireFoxies  4 months back

                                    what did kevin do in the first place? Cause idek

                                    • The Dutchess
                                      The Dutchess  4 months back

                                      I love Steve’s show and I like Kevin a lot, but I won’t support them and it an exception for me to give them any attention, cuz they unfortunately are sellouts to demon democrats, I doubt they even really think or support demons, but in order to keep the roll going in the biz you have to be a demon, sorry Democrat, and make fun of Trump, oh well they will have another 4 year term to laugh all they want over the US president, that is an exceptional president and doing the best job at his job than anyone since Reagan, even probably in this short time he did so much more to revive the US economy, and have been the only president who actually seems to have balls that dropped actually, unlike Obama, clintons( the shadiest ppl in politics ever, leeches and bloodsuckers that made and continue to make deals with terrorists literally and take money from them) as well as dumbbell bush the Georgie one, that fuck was so dumb, they made a whole huge book of him being dumb as hell at events, going wrong way, falling down, forgetting where tf he is in general and so on! Truly is a sheer genius at playing that stupid degragants from left media, they will help him get re-elected, so thanks to them and demons socialists idiots squad, that consists of literally a racist, another racist, a simple dimwit and ofcoarse he most dangerous of all is the terrorist in congress, supporting terrorists and hating on any Americans especially if they are not black! So thanks idiots for helping out the best president the USA have witnessed in decades! And I don’t care what the man tweets, who cares, actions speak louder than word, and he is a man of action, Kevin Hart got fucked over and took it like a bitch from behind by the demons he pretends to support... hopefully he will grow some balls soon...

                                      • Nate Hill
                                        Nate Hill  4 months back

                                        I like kevin, for the most part... I don’t even know what he’s apologizing for, but it sounds REALLY Self-entitled. These entertainers need to stop getting so much adulation. It’s twisting their minds.
                                        “I apologized, now pay me ungodly sums of money and don’t make me think about it anymore!”
                                        Umm maybe you didn’t learn

                                        • Aleksandra Gavric
                                          Aleksandra Gavric  4 months back

                                          He is so cute, both are cute but kev is more cute

                                          • Stephen Cotton
                                            Stephen Cotton  4 months back

                                            "Keep in mind, I'm not homophobic, I have nothing against gay people, do what you want to do, but me, being a heterosexual male, if I can prevent my son from being gay, I will," - Kevin Hart... Note! That statement does sound a little homophobic. You cannot prevent someone from being gay... you are born this way. You are either straight, or you are one of the many other states of being, which make up the rainbow, which is the LGBTQ community. You cannot prevent it... it is not like preventing a bad choice... we are all born with our sexuality and our gender - and I hope that whatever your son expresses - that you try to understand him and embrace him for who he is, no matter what.

                                            • Chris Gomez
                                              Chris Gomez  4 months back

                                              5:12 😂😂😂

                                              • Edgar Pazos
                                                Edgar Pazos  4 months back

                                                This host said the picture of Denzel looked like a homeless who asks for change !How racist because he’s dressed casual and sporty all because he’s black and that automatically drops him in that category! How racist is that ! Stereotyping!!!!!

                                                • vonner707
                                                  vonner707  4 months back

                                                  Stephen Colbert sucks. Dont know why he still has a show

                                                  • Siyabonga Maphanga
                                                    Siyabonga Maphanga  5 months back

                                                    Is it me or was that song in the background weird and funny asf😂😂😭💯

                                                    • Jerry Casseus
                                                      Jerry Casseus  5 months back

                                                      I don't like him

                                                      • kickbuttme
                                                        kickbuttme  5 months back

                                                        How is this Stephen Colbert guy still in business?

                                                        • a.vishnu Tejaskar
                                                          a.vishnu Tejaskar  5 months back

                                                          Bro.. your show is too serious gotta chill out. People watch shows to have a fun time.

                                                          • Libby Bautista
                                                            Libby Bautista  5 months back


                                                            • Dr.Alexander
                                                              Dr.Alexander  5 months back

                                                              “I found that it’s not over until the audience is over it, not when I’m over it”

                                                              “That’s difficult for an entertainer because part of the job is to please”

                                                              So based on those two statements, Stephen just told the world how insecure he really is as a person.

                                                              • erebusl
                                                                erebusl  5 months back

                                                                Not going to talk about it, then spend 10 minutes talking about it. Fake ass hollywierd.

                                                                • Johann Dino
                                                                  Johann Dino  6 months back

                                                                  Suck it up and move on, everybody isn't responsible for how you feel. People are such snowflakes nowadays. Physical assault, that's a thing, but being offended because of words? Pfft.

                                                                  • matt henderson
                                                                    matt henderson  6 months back

                                                                    Shouldn’t have apologized

                                                                    • Mystery Mogul
                                                                      Mystery Mogul  6 months back

                                                                      Damn I thought he was talking about sex

                                                                      • Jerome Le banner
                                                                        Jerome Le banner  6 months back

                                                                        Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

                                                                        • Amar Fawwas
                                                                          Amar Fawwas  6 months back

                                                                          The Upside Down*

                                                                          • shaelovebeyonce
                                                                            shaelovebeyonce  6 months back

                                                                            He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

                                                                            • Charles Bubba Bagsby
                                                                              Charles Bubba Bagsby  6 months back

                                                                              Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

                                                                              • Dig Facts
                                                                                Dig Facts  6 months back

                                                                                This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

                                                                                • Fizz Hussain
                                                                                  Fizz Hussain  6 months back

                                                                                  Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

                                                                                  • Chris Young
                                                                                    Chris Young  6 months back

                                                                                    woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

                                                                                    • Isaac Wu
                                                                                      Isaac Wu  6 months back

                                                                                      That's powerful little man

                                                                                      • david turner
                                                                                        david turner  6 months back

                                                                                        What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy.

                                                                                        There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that?

                                                                                        Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period.

                                                                                        Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?..
                                                                                        Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both?

                                                                                        I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much.
                                                                                        Just as much, that would be huge help.

                                                                                        We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we?
                                                                                        How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else?

                                                                                        Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

                                                                                        • jennifer emmert
                                                                                          jennifer emmert  6 months back

                                                                                          The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

                                                                                          • CP Lucci
                                                                                            CP Lucci  6 months back

                                                                                            Kevin not on Conan's...
                                                                                            That's a low blow

                                                                                            • Sonny Managbanag
                                                                                              Sonny Managbanag  6 months back

                                                                                              Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

                                                                                              • Paul Gitonga
                                                                                                Paul Gitonga  6 months back


                                                                                                • ffs -
                                                                                                  ffs -  6 months back

                                                                                                  Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.