The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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Kevin is a comic God. Being a comic while black. Systemic racism is in every thread of our society. Cure? Reperations, bitches.

Tbh I don’t know what Kevin said in the past cause I fucking love this man and the fact that his true with him self i respect that 💖✊🏼

A man with true high EQ does not need to please everyone and justify everything

This guy looks creepy.
The presenter.

It goes to show stephen is a bit of an azz...
thanks kevin for the classy act and explanation

Stephen Colbert is a certified asshole.It was very chep move to dig the past and bring it down to the show in the name of Interview.A person who has apologize 10 years ago is still asked the question which was joke.woww what a world we live in

Never apologize to a mob of sodomites

You have to keep it real to yourself & that’s all that matters💯

"I know it's my show and I'll do whatever the fuck I want!" WhhooaaaAaAa!!🤣

I am the 6,450 comment. Praise me. :)

love this guy

Well damn said

Graham Chapman of Monty Python was gay, yet did a bunch of gay jokes (remember all the "Poofda" jokes?). There are jokes that are funny, and jokes that are just mean. I'm of Norwegian heritage, and I love most Norwegian jokes. The best ones are told by other Norwegians. Telling a Norwegian joke doesn't mean you are anti-Norwegian. Most of the time you can tell when someone tells a joke because it is funny as opposed to someone who tells it because they are bigoted. A bigoted person rarely tells a funny joke (usually it is a mean, sick joke). Now, let me give you one of my favorite non-politically correct jokes -- "Do you know what's dumber than a dumb Norwegian? A smart Swede." Sorry all you guys from Sweden -- but I still think that is funny.

We all f$#&* every other thing here and there. So let it go Yo.

4:50 subtitles what

what did kevin do in the first place? Cause idek

I love Steve’s show and I like Kevin a lot, but I won’t support them and it an exception for me to give them any attention, cuz they unfortunately are sellouts to demon democrats, I doubt they even really think or support demons, but in order to keep the roll going in the biz you have to be a demon, sorry Democrat, and make fun of Trump, oh well they will have another 4 year term to laugh all they want over the US president, that is an exceptional president and doing the best job at his job than anyone since Reagan, even probably in this short time he did so much more to revive the US economy, and have been the only president who actually seems to have balls that dropped actually, unlike Obama, clintons( the shadiest ppl in politics ever, leeches and bloodsuckers that made and continue to make deals with terrorists literally and take money from them) as well as dumbbell bush the Georgie one, that fuck was so dumb, they made a whole huge book of him being dumb as hell at events, going wrong way, falling down, forgetting where tf he is in general and so on! Truly is a sheer genius at playing that stupid degragants from left media, they will help him get re-elected, so thanks to them and demons socialists idiots squad, that consists of literally a racist, another racist, a simple dimwit and ofcoarse he most dangerous of all is the terrorist in congress, supporting terrorists and hating on any Americans especially if they are not black! So thanks idiots for helping out the best president the USA have witnessed in decades! And I don’t care what the man tweets, who cares, actions speak louder than word, and he is a man of action, Kevin Hart got fucked over and took it like a bitch from behind by the demons he pretends to support... hopefully he will grow some balls soon...

I like kevin, for the most part... I don’t even know what he’s apologizing for, but it sounds REALLY Self-entitled. These entertainers need to stop getting so much adulation. It’s twisting their minds.
“I apologized, now pay me ungodly sums of money and don’t make me think about it anymore!”
Umm maybe you didn’t learn

He is so cute, both are cute but kev is more cute

"Keep in mind, I'm not homophobic, I have nothing against gay people, do what you want to do, but me, being a heterosexual male, if I can prevent my son from being gay, I will," - Kevin Hart... Note! That statement does sound a little homophobic. You cannot prevent someone from being gay... you are born this way. You are either straight, or you are one of the many other states of being, which make up the rainbow, which is the LGBTQ community. You cannot prevent it... it is not like preventing a bad choice... we are all born with our sexuality and our gender - and I hope that whatever your son expresses - that you try to understand him and embrace him for who he is, no matter what.

5:12 😂😂😂

This host said the picture of Denzel looked like a homeless who asks for change !How racist because he’s dressed casual and sporty all because he’s black and that automatically drops him in that category! How racist is that ! Stereotyping!!!!!

Stephen Colbert sucks. Dont know why he still has a show

Is it me or was that song in the background weird and funny asf😂😂😭💯

I don't like him

How is this Stephen Colbert guy still in business?

Bro.. your show is too serious ..you gotta chill out. People watch shows to have a fun time.

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“I found that it’s not over until the audience is over it, not when I’m over it”

“That’s difficult for an entertainer because part of the job is to please”

So based on those two statements, Stephen just told the world how insecure he really is as a person.

Not going to talk about it, then spend 10 minutes talking about it. Fake ass hollywierd.

Suck it up and move on, everybody isn't responsible for how you feel. People are such snowflakes nowadays. Physical assault, that's a thing, but being offended because of words? Pfft.

Shouldn’t have apologized

Damn I thought he was talking about sex

Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

The Upside Down*

He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

That's powerful little man

What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy.

There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that?

Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period.

Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?..
Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both?

I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much.
Just as much, that would be huge help.

We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we?
How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else?

Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

Kevin not on Conan's...
That's a low blow

Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

useless..........

Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.