Weekend Update: Trump Lost Over $1 Billion - SNL

  • Published: 12 May 2019
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Donald Trump Jr. getting subpoenaed.

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Comments • 2 956

  • Serena Zhang
    Serena Zhang  21 hours back

    “And how do you handle these immigrants?”
    “SHOOT THEM!!!!!!”

    • Tom Yeo
      Tom Yeo  4 days back

      I see a kook

      • Hogan Savoy
        Hogan Savoy  5 days back

        Bashing Trump stopped being funny...ummm... well... it never was to begin with.

        • CrisTeenWriter
          CrisTeenWriter  2 weeks back

          3:03 watch the little girl who was forced to stand behind trump for diversity’s sake. She bolted halfway through 😂

          • Coach Trini
            Coach Trini  2 weeks back

            Can’t wait til they come back!

            • Guri Singh
              Guri Singh  2 weeks back

              Love the colored folks in the back who were not smiling or enjoying being there.

              • Donna Woodford
                Donna Woodford  2 weeks back

                Many residents of Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, and Kentucky, etc. relocated to Florida. When I lived in the Panhandle, I heard people referring to the area as "Redneck Riviera".

                • Lara de Riedmatten
                  Lara de Riedmatten  3 weeks back

                  Is trump having a stroke or something? 😂😂

                  • puppy squad-OMG
                    puppy squad-OMG  4 weeks back

                    I knew trump was dumb XD 😂 ItS TrUE

                    • Luca D
                      Luca D  4 weeks back

                      Separately is misspelled in that Made in the USA tag

                      • ali asjdkdk
                        ali asjdkdk  4 weeks back

                        hE's a BuSiNeSs mAn hE'LL kNoW hOw tO fiX tHe EcOnOmY

                        • Flynn Zero
                          Flynn Zero  4 weeks back

                          I guess that’s what happens when you actually run businesses for a living. In contrast, Obama blew through $10T with not a thing to show for it and he NEVER ran a single thing. He barely even showed up to vote as a Senator. How’s that?

                          • msreddick81
                            msreddick81  4 weeks back

                            Did that mf say a cuke? Like the Vietnamese?? This mf is bat shit crazy

                            • ThreePalmsII
                              ThreePalmsII  4 weeks back

                              Trump is a TRUE loser.

                              • Haakon Anderson
                                Haakon Anderson  4 weeks back

                                This shit put Trumptard Nation to shame! They be running to mommy after this!

                                • Loretta
                                  Loretta  4 weeks back

                                  Bitch, that’s from The Old Testament not your Immigration Debrief.

                                  • Steven H
                                    Steven H  1 months back

                                    Trump....still the president.

                                    • Susan Weisheit
                                      Susan Weisheit  1 months back

                                      So many laughs for so many sad reasons, thank you!

                                      • Amelia S
                                        Amelia S  1 months back

                                        1:46 AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA I love it...that is now one of my all time favorite lines ever. Colin was on fire today

                                        • Kelly Ann
                                          Kelly Ann  1 months back


                                          • Luis Avila
                                            Luis Avila  1 months back

                                            Hahah you liberal bitches still crying over 2016 hahaha

                                            • Russian Haker
                                              Russian Haker  1 months back

                                              But losing money in a business ventures is normal, thats the point - you try something what hasn't been tried before and very often you lose. Sometimes it called innovation, and yes, risk taking is a part of it...

                                              • Lupe Castillo
                                                Lupe Castillo  1 months back

                                                I'm sure you've heard that before

                                                • Lupe Castillo
                                                  Lupe Castillo  1 months back

                                                  Take it take it

                                                  • Lupe Castillo
                                                    Lupe Castillo  1 months back

                                                    These two guys know the exact word of 69 I just don't know how many times they do it a week or rather a day

                                                    • Ms. RayRay
                                                      Ms. RayRay  1 months back

                                                      I feel so bad for Melania

                                                      • Sagar Wadgaonkar
                                                        Sagar Wadgaonkar  1 months back

                                                        How do though idiots on Fox and Friends sleep at night?

                                                        • Dade Murphy
                                                          Dade Murphy  1 months back

                                                          Let law enforcement know when you see a COOK!

                                                          • C.
                                                            C.  2 weeks back

                                                            There's one in my kitchen right now! 🍳😫

                                                        • Brother Esquire
                                                          Brother Esquire  1 months back

                                                          That's not funny man. I lost one billion dollars too. Everybody was mad. It was a bunch of people around, holding sticks and using chalk. ...,..
                                                          Wait, wait....naw, my bad.....
                                                          It wasn't one billion dollars, it was the number one billiard ball.

                                                          • Joshua Weickum
                                                            Joshua Weickum  1 months back

                                                            Trump is one dumb bastard

                                                            • addi stewart
                                                              addi stewart  1 months back

                                                              I swear i always thought melania was saying big breasts.

                                                              • Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edges

                                                                It’s around $2,000,000,000 in losses if you consider inflation since the 1990s.

                                                                • Aaron Hammon
                                                                  Aaron Hammon  1 months back

                                                                  yes I do troll my boy s in the 501st military Intelligence Brigade. you joey bag of dougnuts

                                                                  • Nate Davis
                                                                    Nate Davis  1 months back

                                                                    Fuxk Trump!

                                                                    • Dazed Faze
                                                                      Dazed Faze  1 months back

                                                                      Damn I should be arrested then for the gookery I did at my gym

                                                                      • Russell Oaks
                                                                        Russell Oaks  1 months back

                                                                        Fake steele dossier? Yall lost (again). Get a grip.

                                                                        • EuroFrench
                                                                          EuroFrench  1 months back

                                                                          Twitter users or other social media users, if you follow tRump & want a streamlined, rapid response to his prolific horrid tweets (or to his complicit defenders) simply post this time-saving link as a response. https://www.psycom.net/narcissistic-personality-disorder-test

                                                                          • David Yeary
                                                                            David Yeary  1 months back

                                                                            Anybody on here ever own their own airline??? I didn't think so.

                                                                            • Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edges
                                                                              Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edges  1 months back

                                                                              Nobody on here failed at running an airline either.

                                                                              Then again the wealth of a person shouldn’t be an argumentative point for their skill in the first place.

                                                                              Additionally, if only writers were allowed to criticize books where would the world be? Why should people who own airlines be the only people allowed to criticize a failed airline?

                                                                          • ekrupa2010
                                                                            ekrupa2010  1 months back

                                                                            Why does the rally clip look like trump is standing in front of a cheap green screen?

                                                                            • GODZ STR8SHOOTER02
                                                                              GODZ STR8SHOOTER02  1 months back

                                                                              Trump admitted to losing 1 billion back in the 90s. The NEW YORK TIMES did a story on him called The Comeback Kid after he got himself out of debt and gained billions from construction. You know who actually lost 1 billion dollars? Hillary Clinton. Thats how much she spent on a rigged election in her favor, with fraudulent votes and paid off politicians and the FAKE NEWS media giving her full support. And she STILL LOST to TRUMP! GOD thats got to Hurt you nutjob liberals really hard right in your fat unemployed asses! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! #LOSERS.

                                                                            • Josh Hawkesford
                                                                              Josh Hawkesford  1 months back

                                                                              Over 95% of people liked this video insulting Trump.. Weird how he got over 50% of the elec votes, hummm curious

                                                                              • Josh Hawkesford
                                                                                Josh Hawkesford  7 days back

                                                                                @Matthew Attacks You Im British so a little different here, thks for educating me =)

                                                                              • Matthew Attacks You
                                                                                Matthew Attacks You  7 days back

                                                                                He lost the popular vote, the majority of people in America didn't vote for him.

                                                                            • Melinda Crain
                                                                              Melinda Crain  1 months back

                                                                              Oh yeah, you can't beat beef and broccoli!

                                                                              • Mr. E
                                                                                Mr. E  1 months back

                                                                                more lies about the president.

                                                                                • j. berendt
                                                                                  j. berendt  1 months back

                                                                                  IQ 45 has to go!

                                                                                  • von 50
                                                                                    von 50  1 months back

                                                                                    Notice his base is getting smaller...

                                                                                    • Ben Houston
                                                                                      Ben Houston  1 months back

                                                                                      “Come on blonde lady..” lol

                                                                                      • Joe Duxtaped
                                                                                        Joe Duxtaped  1 months back

                                                                                        You all forget why trump and trumpers are great for america. Once hes gone wr now kno who exactly is causing the hatred bigotry and insane idea of fighting a civil war to free people and then enslave them economically making them arm up n organize for survival. Erry step of the country is a 50/50 bluff and when called these people arent of the ilk of 1940s men. These 18 yr old today are on heron and dont have daddys hatreds. Your generation the greediest most self centered inconsiderate generations of all time just die off already. Havent youz done enough. Drop dead quicka

                                                                                        • JakeGraceAndGlory
                                                                                          JakeGraceAndGlory  1 months back

                                                                                          Trump lost 1 billion dollars? Welcome to news in 1995 idiots. If you have 5 Billion dollars and lose 1 billion, you are still a billionaire. It's funny how libtards are just discovering news from 25 years ago. Trump is still a multibillionaire and it really doesn't matter how much excess money a person has, it matters what he is doing righteously for America, which is a lot.