Honest Trailers | Alita: Battle Angel

  • Published: 30 July 2019
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    Honest Trailers | Akita: Battle Angel
    Title Design by Robert Holtby
    Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
    Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen

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Comments • 4 847

  • Screen Junkies
    Screen Junkies   3 months back

    If you could learn any secret martial arts, would it be Panzer Kunst?

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    • Taufik Nuryahya
      Taufik Nuryahya  3 weeks back

      Nah. It's always be Kamehameha.

    • Devin Low
      Devin Low  1 months back

      I’d rather learn whatever the hell one punch man does.

    • Defenstrator
      Defenstrator  1 months back

      No, because only full cyborgs can use it.

    • Red Dog
      Red Dog  2 months back

      Not possible since panser can only be done by cyborgs

    • Unfinished McCrea
      Unfinished McCrea  2 months back

      Jonathan Ortega it’s called center axis relock

  • Beavis Luckyano
    Beavis Luckyano  11 hours back


    • Koobitz
      Koobitz  1 days back

      Anyone else feel like the story before this story would've been better?

      • Lender Jill
        Lender Jill  1 days back


        • Nikolai Orr
          Nikolai Orr  2 days back

          Everything you said about alita being the perfect internet girl is so accurate it hurts also best movie i have ever seen in 10 years
          Edit: smithers impression was on point

          • Eliot Slater
            Eliot Slater  1 weeks back

            was waiting for Francis and now am disapointed

            • that youtube commenting guy

              "We don't have time for this Alita just go watch alita"

              • ZaCloud Animations
                ZaCloud Animations  2 weeks back

                As a HUGE fan of the manga and this movie... I LOVED the "starring" segment. So creative! References-as-puns that also totally summarized the characters. Absolutely hilarious! XD Extremely witty!

                • Prudence Ray
                  Prudence Ray  2 weeks back

                  For a moment I thought/wished it was Ailita and this was a movie on code lyoko.

                  • Rosa Bethany Iglarsh
                    Rosa Bethany Iglarsh  2 weeks back

                    What's so frustrating about doing Starring?

                    • dominick coleman
                      dominick coleman  2 weeks back

                      2:01 I see what you did there.

                      • Jeremy Hayes
                        Jeremy Hayes  2 weeks back

                        Wait..."Blades to be" as he talks about Ali?!..This came out well before the Comic-Con that announced MCU's phase 4. Did Screen Junkies know bout it so far in advance?!

                        • Benny Moonwalker
                          Benny Moonwalker  2 weeks back

                          dang, I should've seen this instead of captain marvel. I totally underestimated alita.

                          • sanwayzar
                            sanwayzar  3 weeks back

                            Omg, imagine if James Cameron had gotten obsessed with Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex... or Ninja Scroll... or Last Airbender (the OTHER Avatar)... those would have been amazing!

                          • CarolinaBaby _
                            CarolinaBaby _  3 weeks back

                            "Eye robot"
                            "Optimus Crime"

                            • fred fredburger
                              fred fredburger  3 weeks back

                              This was a fun movie.

                              • Verbindungsfehle
                                Verbindungsfehle  3 weeks back

                                0:10 With advantage? Yay, I got to roll twice and pick the better roll!

                                • John Ivan Taro
                                  John Ivan Taro  4 weeks back

                                  Do a BrightBurn Honest Trailer.

                                  • Preston Irvin
                                    Preston Irvin  4 weeks back

                                    My God I could have just watched this video, and save2 hours of my life!

                                    • VTwinty
                                      VTwinty  4 weeks back

                                      So...... what? We're all going to pretend that dog in the anime didnt get sliced in pieces?

                                      • F1rst World NomaD
                                        F1rst World NomaD  4 weeks back

                                        Why not Jojos? Cuz Jojos suck next to Gunnm.

                                        • Emil
                                          Emil  1 months back

                                          This was actually a really good movie. Best one I've seen since like Endgame.

                                          • angryman
                                            angryman  1 months back

                                            I don't get why people like this movie. All it has going for it are the special effects. The script, the characters, and the dialogue is so weak there's nothing that makes me care about any of it.

                                            • El Jefe Sinnaman
                                              El Jefe Sinnaman  1 months back

                                              Edge of tomorrow wasn't a terrible adaptation....I'd watch it again

                                              • Swaghili
                                                Swaghili  1 months back

                                                Hidden Figure Lmao!!

                                                • RAY NICHOLS
                                                  RAY NICHOLS  1 months back

                                                  20 questions times 3000.

                                                  • Andrey Kusanagi
                                                    Andrey Kusanagi  1 months back

                                                    um, because Jojo has way too much more story to tell and they'd have to confine themselves to one part to make a movie of it? seriously, from Stardust Crusaders onward it just keeps getting more and more inflated with exposition and fighting. i mean, the movie version of Diamond is Unbreakable doesn't even tell half of the story! and it's a Takashi fucking Miike film, for Chrissakes!
                                                    besides, that's some shit whose vision would take an unholy combination of Tarantino, David Lynch and Tobe Hooper to be made for neophyte American audiences.

                                                    • K-San
                                                      K-San  1 months back

                                                      Pleeeease do the new Dark Crystal series :)

                                                      • FNpoolguy
                                                        FNpoolguy  1 months back

                                                        Hidden Figure? Oof

                                                        • Maria De Los Angeles Castro Villalba

                                                          Do Captain Underpants The First Epic Movie

                                                          • Izana Hoshijiro
                                                            Izana Hoshijiro  1 months back

                                                            I love this movie as well as the original Anime. Which I re watched recently, for the first time since the late 90's. I was surprised to see how accurate this movie is. With the exception of a few minor changes, it's almost a scene by scene copy of the original. And the absolute best thing of all is the fact that Alita only spanned 2 half hour episodes means that any sequel they make will be uncharted territory. They have the characters and the history and the lore etc all set up, but because there were no more stories written for them to adapt, the can literally go anywhere. And that's super exciting. 😁

                                                            • feather zynn
                                                              feather zynn  1 months back


                                                              • It's all good man
                                                                It's all good man  1 months back

                                                                Is that a jojo reference?

                                                                • Defenstrator
                                                                  Defenstrator  1 months back

                                                                  The only problem I had with this movie is that it wasn't rated R the way the manga was.

                                                                  • Giffy
                                                                    Giffy  2 months back

                                                                    James Cameron took that bar from 10 to 100 real fast

                                                                    • Insidious One
                                                                      Insidious One  2 months back

                                                                      There is already a good JoJo live action movie.

                                                                      • cokechang
                                                                        cokechang  2 months back

                                                                        Thumbs up for referencing JoJo!!!

                                                                        • Red Dog
                                                                          Red Dog  2 months back

                                                                          I fucking love this film, but screen junkies is right

                                                                          • Srinivas Pavan
                                                                            Srinivas Pavan  2 months back

                                                                            It was I, Dio!

                                                                            • Film Spaz
                                                                              Film Spaz  2 months back

                                                                              Spoilers. Alita's goal is to remember who she is. By the end she [and we the audience] know who she is, what's she's capable of and what she's about to do. So her personal journey at least concludes well.

                                                                              • Thomas Lamson
                                                                                Thomas Lamson  2 months back

                                                                                I couldnt agree more. Weve needed a US jojo for years. #hughjackmanjotaro

                                                                                • Kasun Vithanage
                                                                                  Kasun Vithanage  2 months back

                                                                                  Please do Japanese Godzilla

                                                                                  • Mohamed Ben Hamida
                                                                                    Mohamed Ben Hamida  2 months back

                                                                                    Why didn't s.o slipped him Rasiro + vampire. Am I right?😉

                                                                                    • Aria kiss
                                                                                      Aria kiss  2 months back

                                                                                      That dragonball fart part lollllll

                                                                                      • Phantom Erik
                                                                                        Phantom Erik  2 months back

                                                                                        Do a trailer of Spirit stallion of the cimarron

                                                                                        • R. Senal
                                                                                          R. Senal  2 months back

                                                                                          Bleach movie wasn't bad, but not as good as this..... and I loved Blitzball. At least in FFX, in FFX2 it blows.

                                                                                          • EJ Schwa
                                                                                            EJ Schwa  2 months back

                                                                                            it was the rollerball and flashbacks that drug the film down. in the Anime movie they focused on the bounty hunting, keeping the story tight allowing for more character development. That would have been the right thing to do here as well. Making a shot for shot remake of the anime would have been sorta wrong as well, so deviating from the manga or anime a certain degree would have been acceptable, but focus on the hunter killer stuff and good choreography in those action scenes. it wasn't bad overall, but definitely not what it could have been, or should have been, which was a franchise starter.

                                                                                            when will Hollywood learn, people HATE it when movies have open endings or characters get introduced just to set up sequels. Marvel sort of did it right where they used the post credit scenes so the film itself had an end, then the tease would come after so you had the satisfaction of a movie that closed before the set up.

                                                                                            • hopeman returns
                                                                                              hopeman returns  2 months back

                                                                                              Cowboy bebop live action gonna be mess