Boxman 2.0 (Official Music Video)

  • Published: 16 April 2010


    I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but
    Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt
    By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's OK
    Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay 

    No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman version two
    Out with the old box, in with the new
    Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed
    Boxman Dance time won't get me laid

    The old me would be polite and hold open doors
    Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore
    Hand me that paper, no I won't say please
    Because I'm a BAMF like Sue from Glee

    Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?
    Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
    (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)
    Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation 

    He's a Boxman version two
    Everything you knew about him's now untrue
    He's a Boxman two point oh
    He's really badass like G.I. Joe
    He's a Boxman in a gang
    They make him do things that are insane
    He's a Boxman as you can see
    Breaking that table was really mean

    So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be
    Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me
    Oops Forgot to wear my undies
    They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me 

    Stop, everybody put your hands in the air
    There's a gang affair going on in here, I'm aware

    Holy f**ing sh**, I'm f***ing out of here, man
    I had nothing to do with any of their plans  

    Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this?
    Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious
    Hey, is that a Snorlax? that  card is super cool
    I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel 

    Now I'm a box living in a box on the street
    All 'cause I wanted street cred from the industry
    I don't care if people don't like what they see
    If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree

    He's a Boxman version two
    Everything you knew about him's now untrue
    He's a Boxman two point oh
    He really really really likes The Cosby Show
    He's a Boxman acts like himself now
    Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd
    He's a Boxman now he's cleaner
    But if you're a prick he'll kick your wiener
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