Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on Her Perfect Man - SNL

  • Published: 10 February 2018
  • Relationship expert Leslie Jones describes her perfect man with a little help from piano player Manuel (Kenan Thompson). [Season 41, 2016]


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Comments • 509

  • Juliette Rubey
    Juliette Rubey  6 days back

    I was really expecting all of these to be Colin’s qualities

    • an di
      an di  1 weeks back

      i ve always said that bout receiving flowers. Booyaaaaaaaa

      • Y Hararry
        Y Hararry  1 weeks back

        Leslie: "Smells like an Israeli. Have you ever smelled an Israeli? So good."
        Me, an Israeli: *sniffs self and grins like an idiot for the rest of the video*

        • TheMozzaok
          TheMozzaok  2 weeks back

          I like Norm, does not mean I want to be scared gay.

          • Lampcap
            Lampcap  2 weeks back

            I've never smelled an Israeli but I lowkey know what she means...like idk why...I just do...🤔

            • babybree175
              babybree175  3 weeks back

              I am gonna miss this

              • E R
                E R  3 weeks back

                Leslie is the best thing ever. I love her.

                • Vincent Gargas
                  Vincent Gargas  4 weeks back

                  Where can I get that cute top Leslie is wearing???

                  • Brenda Sasidharan
                    Brenda Sasidharan  4 weeks back

                    This shit is Hilllarious

                    • A Cobra
                      A Cobra  1 months back

                      Leslie and Terry Crews should do a segment together 😂

                      • C M_n_y
                        C M_n_y  1 months back

                        Happy B-day!9-7 See ya at next olympic.

                        • Freddy Ramirez
                          Freddy Ramirez  2 months back

                          I GOT A BAG FULL OF DEATH!!”

                          • deb1here
                            deb1here  2 months back

                            "I just want to spread you on my sammich!" LMAO!

                            • Sophie Kilbreth
                              Sophie Kilbreth  2 months back

                              "Have you ever smelled an Israeli?" "Definitely not, no." "ₛₒ 𝓰ₒₒ𝒹"

                              • Kenny Oh
                                Kenny Oh  2 months back

                                just heard leslie jones is leaving SNL today and went straight to this vid. classic

                                • Yacine Moumni
                                  Yacine Moumni  2 months back

                                  Am I the only one that doesn't find that funny?

                                  • BehindTheThrone
                                    BehindTheThrone  2 months back

                                    Why she always in front of Africa?

                                    • BehindTheThrone
                                      BehindTheThrone  4 weeks back

                                      @Trash Can OH! Ok thx, I can put my afro wig back on the top shelf in the closet.

                                    • Trash Can
                                      Trash Can  4 weeks back

                                      BehindTheThrone that’s where most of the guests\characters sit

                                  • Jmunny Rulz
                                    Jmunny Rulz  2 months back

                                    Omg that was so funny on too many levels.

                                    • Dan
                                      Dan  2 months back

                                      Why does she act like a man? Also, this is not funny at all

                                      • Swati Thakur
                                        Swati Thakur  2 months back

                                        I despise the idea of Colin’s and Scarlet cause for me it’s Leslie and Colins forever !

                                        • Shubhangi
                                          Shubhangi  2 months back

                                          Here am I, watching this for the 100th time

                                          • jimjimmyjames59
                                            jimjimmyjames59  2 months back

                                            I have never doubted that her penis, if she had one, would be huge.

                                            • Ash A
                                              Ash A  3 months back


                                              • Alice Lu
                                                Alice Lu  3 months back

                                                I know someone...

                                                • The SPIRITLIGHT Surround yourself with

                                                  they smell delicious

                                                  • stressmuffin
                                                    stressmuffin  3 months back

                                                    I don't get the part where Leslie said she wants a man, who likes flowers, but she doesn't like flowers. ?????????

                                                    • stressmuffin
                                                      stressmuffin  3 months back

                                                      The funniest quality Leslie has in a man is the one where her dream man can grill a steak without cutting it, like a little b***h. It's cute that Colin says, "Hey! How many steaks have you seen me cut?". Leslie waves Colin away. Now Colin's with Scarlett Johansen, he can cut up the steaks to check if it's cooked, & Scarlett won't think he's a little b***h. Also Colin & Scarlett can eat all of the avocados they want (Guacamole & chips, Baby!)!

                                                      • The Coolest Mizukage
                                                        The Coolest Mizukage  3 months back

                                                        So it's Mr. Kyle Mooney??

                                                        • X Xaire
                                                          X Xaire  3 months back

                                                          YES, Leslie, your dick would be huge because your balls are ginormous 😂

                                                          • iftlatlw
                                                            iftlatlw  4 months back

                                                            for real though, this is one of the best (non political) bits of weekend update. this monologue is everything, and acompanying it with manuel and the dimmed lights makes it even funnier
                                                            leslie is a comedic genius

                                                            • Maria Matsumura
                                                              Maria Matsumura  4 months back

                                                              That look she always make 😂😂😂😂

                                                              • Annie Carriero
                                                                Annie Carriero  4 months back

                                                                She is funny as all hell! I spit my drink out I was laughing so hard.

                                                                • Bieassia Law
                                                                  Bieassia Law  4 months back

                                                                  *HUUUUUUUGE* 🍆🍆🍆🍆

                                                                  • Mary Rose Kent
                                                                    Mary Rose Kent  4 months back

                                                                    Leslie got a little bit sidetracked there...

                                                                    • Ana Fdez
                                                                      Ana Fdez  4 months back

                                                                      I need Leslie Jones to be my sugar mama

                                                                      • John Keith
                                                                        John Keith  4 months back

                                                                        "I'm really close on this one. Really close..."

                                                                        • jenna sanchez
                                                                          jenna sanchez  4 months back

                                                                          YES this is how I feel about flowers I fucking hate them.

                                                                          • NOU GAMES
                                                                            NOU GAMES  4 months back

                                                                            "Hates Avocados"

                                                                            *leaves the chat

                                                                            • Alpha Red
                                                                              Alpha Red  4 months back

                                                                              I want a man who can grill a steak without having to cut into it to check if it’s cooked like a little bitch

                                                                              • NoaLives79
                                                                                NoaLives79  4 months back

                                                                                I just can't stop laughing at her bits! She's a very talented powerful woman!

                                                                                • Depcom
                                                                                  Depcom  5 months back

                                                                                  LOL! If ever I'm in need of a soft on, I would think of Leslie Jones, or Grace Jones. Those Joneses can be awfully hard on a mans wood.

                                                                                  • capimsi7
                                                                                    capimsi7  5 months back

                                                                                    Leslie looks good all dressed up. She has this talent of making vulgar/indecent words come across as funny/palatable. Love her many expressions.

                                                                                    • Chykim Sanders
                                                                                      Chykim Sanders  5 months back

                                                                                      Wait, that took a turn 😂😂

                                                                                      • Daisy Kopping
                                                                                        Daisy Kopping  5 months back

                                                                                        Awww Che at the end

                                                                                        • Angela Morales
                                                                                          Angela Morales  5 months back

                                                                                          And what do we say to the god of death flowers? not today.

                                                                                          • Anna etc
                                                                                            Anna etc  5 months back

                                                                                            Lesli jones is my spirit animal XD

                                                                                            • Cheddar Cheeze
                                                                                              Cheddar Cheeze  5 months back

                                                                                              An isreali smells good?, if you wanna kiss feet at least be smart about it. Man what a turn off..

                                                                                              • Sim
                                                                                                Sim  5 months back

                                                                                                OK now where do I find an Israeli man to smell? 🤔