Every 2016 Zero Punctuation with No Punctuation

  • Published: 30 November 2019
  • Every 2016 Zero Punctuation episode with no punctuation.

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Comments • 166

  • AlexanderDraconis
    AlexanderDraconis  3 hours back

    28:09.5 just cracks me up, I dunno why

    • Ghost
      Ghost  1 days back

      Yahtzee, i think we both know you not a millennial, and thats a good thing.

      • Dylan Smith
        Dylan Smith  1 days back

        I'd rather have someone drive over my ballsack going 150 on a highway then hear this guy drone on like an undiagnosed ADHD 40 year old virgin for 4 hours.
        A couple videos a year is good enough.

        • alldayagain
          alldayagain  2 days back

          I think he should do a Top and Bottom 5 for the decade at some point. Maybe when the 2020 Drought hits.

          • Andrew Gray
            Andrew Gray  2 days back

            > they do not so much "fly" as "plummet"

            And you make fun of Monty Python fans?

            • ellen m
              ellen m  2 days back

              came for unbridled rage and stayed for julian bashir.

              • Relax Alex
                Relax Alex  3 days back


                • Michael Tonks
                  Michael Tonks  3 days back

                  Ever thought of releasing these as a podcast? I sit and listen to it while I'm at work without watching. Would be nice, is all

                  • Jim Emmonstein
                    Jim Emmonstein  4 days back

                    Games are getting cheeky. When I play Assassins Creed, I want to play a damn game. I don't want to be forced to know your story. They forget this. Story is always second to games in games. If I am interested in the Apple of Eden and your themes (which I was) then I would pursue them. I don't mean an encyclopedia of Destiny lore. I mean, give me the game first and then tell me a story within it.

                    • amdm amdhg
                      amdm amdhg  4 days back

                      Is it just me or did akindalewar change his art style

                      And characters

                      And accent....

                      • Ben Sell
                        Ben Sell  4 days back

                        "Undertale is a good game" overrated but still good

                        • DavidTheWavid Animation

                          22:40 Could Assassin’s Creed go on long to use ALL the subtitle cliches?

                          Origins and Odyssey: Yes.

                        • Ben Ward
                          Ben Ward  4 days back


                          "Undertale is a good game..."


                        • Petri K
                          Petri K  5 days back

                          Though 50 Cent probably would have made better Carol Danvers than certain someone who shall not be criticized.

                          • Takuan Soho
                            Takuan Soho  5 days back

                            Oh boy, here I go summarizing again !

                            00:00:05 Yahtzee Top 5 Best, Worst and Blandest games of 2015
                            00:07:12 Devils Third
                            00:12:27 Mario & Luigi Paper Jam
                            00:17:35 Assassin's Creed Chronicles
                            00:22:47 Xenoblade Chronicles X
                            00:28:06 The Witness
                            00:30:47 Bombshell
                            00:33:34 Gravity Rush
                            00:38:32 X-COM 2
                            00:43:38 Firewall Vs Layers of Fear
                            00:48:51 Far Cry Primal
                            00:53:55 Stardew Valley
                            00:56:30 Superhot
                            00:59:09 The Division
                            01:04:03 Salt and Sanctuary
                            01:08:53 République
                            01:13:42 Shadow Warrior
                            01:18:22 Quantum Break
                            01:23:17 Dark Souls 3
                            01:28:13 Ratchet & Clank
                            01:33:03 Starfox Zero
                            01:37:53 Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door
                            01:42:33 Uncharted 4
                            01:47:23 Doom

                            More updates coming soon

                            • Stephen Girty
                              Stephen Girty  5 days back

                              18:48 haha now they don't even have the stabbing unless you have paid for all the boosts!

                              • JesusKrispies
                                JesusKrispies  5 days back


                                You're welcome.

                                • Demnark Balcom
                                  Demnark Balcom  5 days back

                                  I forgot that capcom of america is actually just capcom of Texas

                                  • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                    Bogumila Czwakiel  5 days back

                                    Ja grajem w mm mhx mm powed up mn9 mm9 👻😈😡💤💤🖕🏿💩🤑

                                  • P B
                                    P B  5 days back

                                    I don't get all the cries of self-censorship, all the originals are still available and this video contains more than its fair share of remarks that will have it demonotised anyway.

                                    • lachlan Bastin
                                      lachlan Bastin  13 hours back

                                      Though you have to wonder that if the video is going to be demonetised anyway, then why remove it?

                                    • Ben Ward
                                      Ben Ward  1 days back

                                      P B I mean, it's not like Escapist is going to claim this child friendly anyway...

                                  • Nigel Bear
                                    Nigel Bear  5 days back

                                    Welp. No Mafia 3 review. the joke that did this was the racism joke neer the start for the developers to use the n-word. it was even stated "not putting it in would be even more racist"... well how ironic.

                                    • Encaru
                                      Encaru  5 days back

                                      It's a bird it's a plane its Ass-Ass man!

                                      • Justin Greenland
                                        Justin Greenland  5 days back

                                        review chrono trigger

                                        • thatdapperfellow
                                          thatdapperfellow  5 days back

                                          Is this the last one?

                                          • th792
                                            th792  6 days back

                                            remember to let the ad play and click on the ad so the company gets charged.

                                            • Paul B
                                              Paul B  6 days back

                                              So the only censoring I noticed this time was that they cut the _entirety_ of the Mafia 3 review.

                                              • Andrew Eike
                                                Andrew Eike  1 days back

                                                ​@Sorow Fame Nope its just one line in particular

                                                n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep c-bleep c-bleep s-bleep

                                                All racial slurs

                                                Still hilarious how he said it tho

                                              • Sorow Fame
                                                Sorow Fame  3 days back

                                                Lilly Who I think the review has a recurring joke based around race. They probably removed it because it might get them demonetised.

                                              • Lilly Who
                                                Lilly Who  3 days back

                                                What are they trying to censor, specifically?

                                              • James.T .Adams
                                                James.T .Adams  3 days back

                                                That censorship might just cost them Yahtzee’s loyalty if they aren’t careful.

                                            • Haramgalf The Grey Gorilla

                                              Undertale better than The Witcher 3? Why are all people preaching a mediocre game over the Witcher 3?

                                              • JesusKrispies
                                                JesusKrispies  5 days back

                                                Wow, what a hot take. Pity it's only 3 years past the point where anyone might possibly have given a shit.

                                            • Mr Hash
                                              Mr Hash  6 days back

                                              Bruh look at all those ads just make a fake one and keep watching this therefore more money

                                              • //Shadow_Reaper\\
                                                //Shadow_Reaper\\  6 days back

                                                2:11:42 oh if past Yahtzee only knew of what was to come in the future!

                                                • Nathan E
                                                  Nathan E  6 days back

                                                  The Irishman has nothing on ZP.

                                                  • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                                    Bogumila Czwakiel  6 days back

                                                    Is carzq👺😡👺👻😡😈💤🖕🏿🤑

                                                    • Ira Javier
                                                      Ira Javier  6 days back

                                                      This video wasn't long enough. Need more.

                                                      • AdvisedSwine23
                                                        AdvisedSwine23  6 days back

                                                        Finally a good use of my time

                                                        • Adam Greenhaus
                                                          Adam Greenhaus  6 days back

                                                          I'm going to create a review channel called "Only Punctuation." It will be very quiet.

                                                          • deimosian
                                                            deimosian  6 days back

                                                            How much did you cowards self-censor this time?

                                                            • Sorow Fame
                                                              Sorow Fame  3 days back

                                                              Oh I'm sorry, does people actually wanting to make money on their videos offend you?

                                                          • ThaDevilsJester
                                                            ThaDevilsJester  6 days back

                                                            28:07 unintentional insult to The Witness

                                                            • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                              dragonfire 420blazin  6 days back

                                                              You forgot Mafia 3!!
                                                              Seriously guys I thought you got your shit together after forgetting 3 ZP's in that "Every Zero Punctuation of 2018". You do know "EVERY" means all of them right?

                                                              • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                                dragonfire 420blazin  6 days back

                                                                @Greil9 its Yahtzee fucking Croshaw. Trying to sensor him is a lost cause.

                                                              • Greil9
                                                                Greil9  6 days back

                                                                Going to guess it's their earlier censorship in these compilations, except they had no idea how to do the use of the n-word and references to racism in that video. So rather than try, they pretend it didn't happen.

                                                            • Frostile
                                                              Frostile  6 days back

                                                              With every year the ads get worse and worse, must be trying to match how the years got worse for youtube

                                                              • Majora
                                                                Majora  6 days back

                                                                59:48 jesus my sides

                                                                • Nathan Doty
                                                                  Nathan Doty  6 days back

                                                                  Just one year to go...

                                                                  • OLO
                                                                    OLO  6 days back

                                                                    Is this one censored too?

                                                                    • Nathan Hohenheim
                                                                      Nathan Hohenheim  5 days back

                                                                      Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

                                                                  • Torpedex
                                                                    Torpedex  6 days back

                                                                    I have literally never seen one comment asking for these

                                                                    • Chris Coleman
                                                                      Chris Coleman  6 days back

                                                                      Is it okay to have a male crush on yahtzee? It's 2019 right? It's okay, right? Right??

                                                                      • Александр Евстюгов
                                                                        Александр Евстюгов  3 days back

                                                                        You're not bad at jokes. You're just very, very gay.

                                                                      • Luiz Alex Phoenix
                                                                        Luiz Alex Phoenix  4 days back

                                                                        It was always okay, whether people admited to themselves and others was the issue.

                                                                      • Chris Coleman
                                                                        Chris Coleman  5 days back

                                                                        @Main Stream well thank you

                                                                      • Main Stream
                                                                        Main Stream  5 days back

                                                                        I'd smash his pelvic bones into a fine dust while happily listening to him tear my sexual performance apart.

                                                                      • Chris Coleman
                                                                        Chris Coleman  6 days back

                                                                        @ShroudedWolf51 idk. I guess it was called a joke. But I've been told I'm bad at them, multiple times.

                                                                    • Artanis
                                                                      Artanis  6 days back

                                                                      Except ADS

                                                                      • Jonathan Stewart
                                                                        Jonathan Stewart  6 days back

                                                                        😞I am more interested in hearing a list of games you recommend and why. 😒I will buy what every you say, well if I want to put myself through that. 😵I am so sick of shooting games, simple addiction satisfying games🤢, endless games☠, and don't care for anything that involves a ball..... 🤕sports😧and 😭 I did punish myself like you told me, I placed a pencil in between my middle finger and ring finger and squeezed using my other hand, then bought Phsyconaughts on Steam, it is clever.😎 And now I am smarter and cooler thanks to the experience of such a clever game.

                                                                      • David Kujak
                                                                        David Kujak  6 days back

                                                                        The bravest thing I've done this year is watching this video at 2x speed

                                                                        • Spoon
                                                                          Spoon  6 days back

                                                                          Well... i was gonna go to bed...

                                                                          • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                                            dragonfire 420blazin  6 days back

                                                                            2:45:37 yeah fuck you shrek!