Cut for Time: College Admissions - SNL

  • Published: 31 March 2019
  • A college admissions board (Sandra Oh, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner, Chris Redd) decides which candidates to admit.

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Comments • 2 806

  • CashCow
    CashCow  1 hours back

    Is that a TRAP?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Stephen Kim
      Stephen Kim  18 hours back

      I feel like this is a really weirdly ambiguous water-down joke about the bigotry Asian Americans are facing applying to colleges.

      • Ron Lee
        Ron Lee  21 hours back

        It's not a race 😂

        • xl
          xl  23 hours back

          Heidi Gardner has ONE character in SNL though..

          • James Logan
            James Logan  2 days back

            Racist, white, liberal fascists sowing the seeds of race hate.

            • James Preston
              James Preston  4 days back

              It was cut for time so they could fit more Trump skits in.......
              It's been 3 years.... y'all are still butt hurt ??

              • DinoGaming44
                DinoGaming44  5 days back

                More like “Grades and test scores are a bit low but they’re a minority so their in!”

                • DinoGaming44
                  DinoGaming44  3 days back

                  @Chi Chang I don't know why you're mad when Asians are treated the worst in this whole thing.

                • Chi Chang
                  Chi Chang  3 days back

                  Wow. 🙄 Their grades and test scores are nonexistent but they're white or rich or famous so let's let them in.

              • Dylan 604
                Dylan 604  5 days back

                Is this a joke? They would accept the colored person in a heart beat and put her on the front of their website. SNL wants to be so woke they’re just completely out of touch. The premise for this sketch makes no sense.

                • Paul Ross
                  Paul Ross  5 days back

                  It’s sad when some of the funniest sketches get cut for time

                  • Nicole Scott
                    Nicole Scott  6 days back

                    The hand with the money 😂😂

                    • Ava Meshel
                      Ava Meshel  7 days back

                      Aunt Becky productions

                      • pop5678eye
                        pop5678eye  1 weeks back

                        The anti-affirmative-action crowd never campaigns against legacy admissions. And those take up huge percentages at private universities!

                        • ExpertGamer55
                          ExpertGamer55  1 weeks back

                          0:22 I have that exact remote.

                          • Jessalyn Rogers
                            Jessalyn Rogers  1 weeks back

                            Very strong tie blouses. I'm here for it.

                            • Matthew Stroud
                              Matthew Stroud  1 weeks back

                              tell me why Keenan looked legitimately concerned when he asked if it was a trap! lmao

                            • sol walker
                              sol walker  1 weeks back

                              That college admissions panels is far to diverse, Asians? Blacks? Women? The fuck is this

                              • La vida es un Carnaval
                                La vida es un Carnaval  2 weeks back

                                she’s undercover!
                                you mean all this time she wasn’t really Asian?? LMAO

                                • Weenis Jones
                                  Weenis Jones  2 weeks back

                                  “I know I’m not supposed to say this about the applicants, but would bang”
                                  This fucking sent me lmaooo

                                  • First Last
                                    First Last  2 weeks back

                                    My mom is German, and my dad was count chockula😂🤣😂🤣

                                    • jetsfan2351
                                      jetsfan2351  2 weeks back

                                      I will NEVER hire a Ivy League grad at my firm.

                                      • Devavrat Mathur
                                        Devavrat Mathur  1 weeks back

                                        As a grad student at an ivy league, may I ask why!

                                    • K.O. Sounds
                                      K.O. Sounds  2 weeks back

                                      Didn't think too much of this until the end. Liking the slight not to Killing Eve, in a way.

                                      • brenda
                                        brenda  2 weeks back

                                        kenan trying so hard not to laugh after his voice crack 💀 u can even see till the very very end he couldnt say his last line

                                        • Breanna R. Paez
                                          Breanna R. Paez  2 weeks back

                                          An aunt Becky production lmao

                                          • Cry Baby
                                            Cry Baby  2 weeks back

                                            The Olivia jade shade

                                            • Ally Mills
                                              Ally Mills  3 weeks back

                                              My extracurriculars were track and puppies👌👍

                                              • Jemimah Ngu
                                                Jemimah Ngu  3 weeks back


                                                • jjman9
                                                  jjman9  3 weeks back

                                                  Heidi Gardner looks like a Caucasian Melissa villasenor

                                                  • Gabrianna Beard
                                                    Gabrianna Beard  3 weeks back

                                                    Poor Luisa

                                                    • Aaron Weise
                                                      Aaron Weise  3 weeks back

                                                      My favorite line: "Is this a trap? Is this a trap?"

                                                      • dragonslibrary
                                                        dragonslibrary  3 weeks back

                                                        i'm not even kidding my 7th grade science teacher's name was mr. wigglesworth

                                                        • Rice Cake
                                                          Rice Cake  3 weeks back

                                                          Get it guys, because colleges only care about wealth

                                                          • Isaiah salvagno Lowkeylilzay

                                                            U mean this whole time she wasn’t Asian 😂😂😂😂😂

                                                            • Vered Cookie
                                                              Vered Cookie  3 weeks back

                                                              *Live from University Of Kentucky college admissions*

                                                              • Douche Bag Dingle Berry Breath

                                                                This is exactly how the world works now...... Or at least the USA..... It's not all who you know, but who you're related to....

                                                                • smileyy777
                                                                  smileyy777  4 weeks back

                                                                  How was this cut for time

                                                                  • wl2262
                                                                    wl2262  4 weeks back

                                                                    “She hasn’t stabbed anyone and I’m starting to hate that about her” 😂

                                                                    • Cary Groneveldt
                                                                      Cary Groneveldt  4 weeks back

                                                                      Be sure not to show a White guy who's straight ....
                                                                      FUCK YOU, YOU SHOEHORNING PC SHIT HEADS.
                                                                      ##GodBlessPresidentTrump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

                                                                      • DeanRendar84
                                                                        DeanRendar84  1 months back

                                                                        4:55 con choc LAN

                                                                        • Tom Koyzis
                                                                          Tom Koyzis  1 months back

                                                                          Gay Redskins 😂😂😂😂

                                                                          • Arvind Talukdar
                                                                            Arvind Talukdar  1 months back

                                                                            Snails are a weak spot for us.

                                                                            • Grostart
                                                                              Grostart  1 months back

                                                                              Yea and me too :0|

                                                                              • travis cann
                                                                                travis cann  1 months back

                                                                                How was this cut for time

                                                                                • Tacticool G
                                                                                  Tacticool G  1 months back

                                                                                  The actual fucking Batmobile

                                                                                  • Larry Berry
                                                                                    Larry Berry  1 months back

                                                                                    "Don't you think the asians seem a little.........."
                                                                                    "Admissions police" "she was undercover"
                                                                                    AH so the Asians ARE Sneaky.

                                                                                    • Kyle Roberts
                                                                                      Kyle Roberts  1 months back

                                                                                      Here’s a system for picking students. Stick all the candidates names on a wall and throw a dart at them blindfolded. It works about as well as any other system and it saves you a lot of time.

                                                                                      • Peters Sixth Sense
                                                                                        Peters Sixth Sense  1 months back

                                                                                        *what are you doing to us Deborah?*

                                                                                        • Lique Mora
                                                                                          Lique Mora  1 months back

                                                                                          CHIEF OH NO HE DIDN'T STOPPPP

                                                                                          • I love Mcr
                                                                                            I love Mcr  1 months back

                                                                                            “My mother is German and my dad is count chocula”