My dad tried to trade me a Corvette for my wife

  • Published: 06 September 2019
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    Rob "Rabbit" Pitts has a unique relationship with his father but this was a proposal he never expected on his wedding day. If you are subscribed to Rob's new channel, you will have heard this story a few days ago. If not, subscriber here:

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Comments • 629

  • Lexton Ravaee
    Lexton Ravaee  3 days back

    **If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down.** Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

    That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

    Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass\*radius\^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

    I = 380,000,000\*6,371,000.8\^2 = 1.5424\*10\^22

    The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10\^37 kg\*m\^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10\^−5 radians/second.

    Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

    L=I\*omega= 8.04×10\^37 kg\*m\^2 \* 7.2921159 × 10\^−5 = 5.86286\*10\^33.

    5.86286\*10\^33 = (8.04×10\^37 + 1.5424\*10\^22) \*omega

    \-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

    This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752\*10\^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

    If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

    • Adam Connelly
      Adam Connelly  1 weeks back

      Love hearing good old Pitts story

      • Matthew Garfinkel
        Matthew Garfinkel  2 weeks back

        Charlie is salt of the earth

        • MiTe Duck
          MiTe Duck  2 weeks back

          I like his voice

          • Joseph Gonzalez
            Joseph Gonzalez  3 weeks back

            Does anyone know what year rabbits corvette is?

            • Pablo
              Pablo  3 weeks back

              Man rob has the best stories

              • Kurtis Hord
                Kurtis Hord  3 weeks back

                that dude fucks

                • Rob Fox
                  Rob Fox  4 weeks back

                  Got any pics? Not of the vette.

                  • J C
                    J C  1 months back

                    Wow. I just heard this story on Rabbits channel. 🤣 How'd I miss this?

                    • TooSlickForJew
                      TooSlickForJew  1 months back

                      Cars over hoes

                      • MINIMOTOMADNESS
                        MINIMOTOMADNESS  1 months back

                        rabbit is quality,a used car salesman thats weird..

                        • John toetag
                          John toetag  1 months back

                          My uncle gave his daughter a choice when she got married:
                          A) her $100k+ dream wedding, paid for in full.
                          B) a $50k wedding and a brand new corvette
                          C) a $130k ranch style house paid for in full and 2 plane tickets to Las Vegas and $500 cash to get hitched

                          guess which one my Idiot Cousin chose?

                          yep, she picked A. smh

                          • Kavinsky Smith
                            Kavinsky Smith  2 months back

                            Rabbit I think you need to educate Ed on C3 corvette's, he shows a photo of your car, an 80 to 82 vette with the new for 80 front end, and then he shows a bunch of 68's with the chrome bumpers, and then a slammed 68 Custom in cream and its causing me to think someone redid your car to be like a 68, instead of the 80 to 82 it was. and ed if you read this, the interior alone is drastically different in a 68 to 72 compared to an 80, as they completely redid the seats and the interior for the 1978 model year

                            as they are all very different cars, as they dropped the big block option in 1975 along with the big block suspension, that Mr corvette took with him as his retirement present

                            and gave the car numerous updates before the ground up overhaul that was the C4 hit in 1984, as because of the gas crunch, and emissions the car when from a muscle car to more of a grand tourer in the latter part of its life, and was more or less a direct competitor for the 308 ferrari back then because of that.

                            so seeing you mix those up, is like someone mixing up the photos of a countach, and showing a 25th Aniversary, then an LP400, and then a 400S and its all supposed to be the same car.

                            as theirs two car languages I am very fluent in, Italian pasta, and american muscle and seeing you mix those up makes me wanna throw a book at you lol

                            Also Rabbit with the C5 corvette, honestly looking at the plastics of that interior, and in KNOWING that all they did with them was to just carry over the C4's mechanic's with an updated body with hardly any of the level of improvement the C4 had in its run, ala Tom Falconers book on it.

                            makes ME not fond of them either, hell when Cleetus Mcfairland tore up a salvaged titled 2001, and tore the interior out, and turned into Leeroy as its come to be known as it is today, he improved the car a thousand times by that move alone, as something about the plastics and the leather of that interior make it seem like a Biohazzard going somewhere to happen, while the C4 doesnt.

                            plus I owned a 99 GM made car from that same era, and the inteiror plastics and the leather was the same, and I think even some of the gauge cluster was too, and that thing was forever breaking down, so you got that bad taste from that with your pops, I got that bad taste from a bad car, and out of all the corvette's, I never feel bad in seeing one of those turned into a rolling cage like leeroy

                            classic C4 though, i always think what a waste of a Good A Team corvette in waiting lol

                            • kartdude2006
                              kartdude2006  2 months back

                              Love #RabbitsStoryCorner

                              • Joe Mama
                                Joe Mama  2 months back

                                8:00 rabbits 1st old lady, with his Camaro lol

                                • Saber Tooth Duck
                                  Saber Tooth Duck  2 months back

                                  The only thing missing is your dad saying “don’t touch the dash”.

                                  • Robert Mcgee
                                    Robert Mcgee  2 months back

                                    In hind sight, You should have took the vette, but you would have probably had a little guilt associated with it.

                                    • miv
                                      miv  2 months back

                                      Dam listen to you dad. Lol

                                      • 285runt
                                        285runt  2 months back

                                        Used to race motorcycles, and my wife convinced me, for safety reasons, to sell them off. I thought I was in love. The 3.5 yr divorce lasted longer than the marriage. Lol

                                        • Matthew Godwin
                                          Matthew Godwin  2 months back

                                          Only Rabbit could get offered a deal like that. Absolutely awesome.

                                          • FUNZO1975
                                            FUNZO1975  2 months back

                                            So, as Rabbit says "That little red Corvette & love just didn't mix".
                                            ...But I can't help but wonder if all of that side-pussy the future ex-husbands picked up with that car had anything to do with it.

                                            • Just_guy_ stuff
                                              Just_guy_ stuff  2 months back

                                              I’m not sure what kind of woman she was but she was right about that vette

                                              • thedexterbros
                                                thedexterbros  2 months back

                                                I don't know your father's old story, but judging from this story alone, he sounds like a champion

                                                • wrapdump
                                                  wrapdump  2 months back

                                                  From the title I thought it was some kind of Indecent Proposal set up.

                                                  • Manufalket
                                                    Manufalket  2 months back


                                                    • Omar Paredes
                                                      Omar Paredes  2 months back

                                                      The fact that rabbits dad spoke to him in a language only they understood goes to show the relationship they have. I know it’s just a story but as a car guy that shit was deep.

                                                      • Steel Titan
                                                        Steel Titan  2 months back

                                                        Needless to say, I want that 'Vette.

                                                        • Michael Reale
                                                          Michael Reale  2 months back

                                                          Saw the title knew it was rabbit right away😂

                                                          • James Blazes
                                                            James Blazes  2 months back

                                                            Hillbilly moron.

                                                            • Chef Boyardee
                                                              Chef Boyardee  2 months back

                                                              Of course he did rabbit

                                                              • Sami Khamis
                                                                Sami Khamis  2 months back

                                                                she must have been a real JCPenny girl to turn down a brand new C5 at the time

                                                                • Sami Khamis
                                                                  Sami Khamis  2 months back

                                                                  nowadays people take their wifes to carmax for 'valuation'

                                                                  • Hudson Carter
                                                                    Hudson Carter  2 months back

                                                                    Hey Greenville SC!

                                                                    • GloomGaiGar
                                                                      GloomGaiGar  2 months back

                                                                      This man is a national treasure. And I'm not even American.

                                                                      • C-E Williams
                                                                        C-E Williams  2 months back

                                                                        Hanging out at the Dulles Carmax I know Rabbit has a story about that!

                                                                        • JLWilson06 Gaming
                                                                          JLWilson06 Gaming  2 months back

                                                                          Sweet home Alabama

                                                                          • Your moms HITACHI
                                                                            Your moms HITACHI  2 months back

                                                                            This is what we subscribe for

                                                                            • SIXPACFISH
                                                                              SIXPACFISH  2 months back

                                                                              Rob Pitts is the best storyteller alive today. Who else would have ever owned The Broken Heart Corvette? Another odd thing about the car is that every time you started it up. Elvis was singing Heartbreak Hotel on the radio. With two seats it's always crowded.
                                                                              But you still can find some room.
                                                                              For broken-hearted lovers.
                                                                              To cry there while it goes Vroom, Vroom.

                                                                              • Honda Rider 26
                                                                                Honda Rider 26  2 months back

                                                                                Rob you said you sold the red vette to a buddy in iowa his lastname would'nt have been Burns would it???

                                                                                • Evolution Autocrosser
                                                                                  Evolution Autocrosser  2 months back

                                                                                  WOW - what a story!

                                                                                  • Richard Harrison
                                                                                    Richard Harrison  2 months back

                                                                                    It's just a Corvette, it's a great car for cheap price. How cant anyone not afford it?

                                                                                    • OfficialHoneZtAbe
                                                                                      OfficialHoneZtAbe  2 months back

                                                                                      You try to take me away from a girl with a car I love and I might do it, but not on the wedding day 😂 that's savage

                                                                                      • jake welder
                                                                                        jake welder  2 months back

                                                                                        Picture red Forman in your mind saying dumbass

                                                                                        • Han Skinslo
                                                                                          Han Skinslo  2 months back

                                                                                          Oh, man, a Rabbit story!!!

                                                                                          • YDP
                                                                                            YDP  2 months back

                                                                                            I guessed who was going to tell us this story before I watched. I guessed correctly. Excellent storytelling as always Mr. Pitts.

                                                                                            • Ian Cattanach
                                                                                              Ian Cattanach  2 months back

                                                                                              Please make more videos with rabbit!!! By far my favorite story teller on the channel

                                                                                              • DjStiv3
                                                                                                DjStiv3  2 months back

                                                                                                I knew what he was getting at real quick later with the red vette.. however.. in america like 40 50% of marriages end in divorce bcz people are morons... sooo i mean im not exactly superstitious either but uh, i can definitely say you dont have to be bcz of this car... lol quite common to divorce here

                                                                                                • steve vermillion
                                                                                                  steve vermillion  2 months back

                                                                                                  I love Rabbit, but this story makes me sad in a way. Half of all marriages end in divorce, and I appreciate just how far his dad went to talk him out of the marriage, but Jesus, even though 5 years later they ended up divorced, I can't help feeling like his dad was the king of all jerks. Who does that on his son's wedding day? Whether it was a new vet or cash, it's just a shitty thing to do. Love your son all you want, but let him live his own well as it's consequences. Still, I wish he had been my dad just before my own 1st marriage. :-)