The Great Subway Jalapeño Scandal

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  • Published: 25 September 2019
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    this is a video about how subway needs to fix their stupid jalepeno situation.

    Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to shooting videos with his mom to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.

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  • Mark Sieg
    Mark Sieg  2 hours back

    Yo dawg i got you a 9" foot long of you know whati mean

    • Zack Serrott
      Zack Serrott  3 hours back

      Yup the jalepenos come in a bag pre cut. Blame distribution.

      • doom nipple
        doom nipple  3 hours back

        Yeah i get them stems too. Also hearing your girl made me think about how lonely of a loser i am... The more you know

        • Curtis Bressler
          Curtis Bressler  3 hours back

          stem?!?! That's just the top end at the base of the stem....not the actual stem!!!
          Send me those "stems"; i'll eat ery damn 1

          • Haze Ludgren
            Haze Ludgren  6 hours back

            Cut that shit off your lip

            • Aidan Lawton
              Aidan Lawton  7 hours back

              Not a single thing convinced me until he said the words “boom”

              • Shadow Crimson
                Shadow Crimson  7 hours back

                Dude, seriously, had the same experience with Subway. So glad you made this video. Validates my displeasure with the chain. Been watching your content for a couple days now. Liked a few videos. You and Eddy are funny af, Bro. This vid got you the subscription. Don't know why that's relevant. Keep up the good work! Potbelly 2020!

                • Andres Clavel
                  Andres Clavel  8 hours back

                  The hell am I watching honestly

                  • Michael Anthony
                    Michael Anthony  13 hours back

                    Ok the sign made me lose my shit.

                    Shit like that is why I am here keep it comin

                    • Luna Skiles
                      Luna Skiles  1 days back

                      Weird, I always get jalapeños and I've never had a stem

                      • TheGoreforce
                        TheGoreforce  1 days back

                        then you realize that subway is now more expensive than publix

                        • Torque Wrench
                          Torque Wrench  1 days back

                          Happens with my bannana peppers too, on my spicy pizzas!
                          Thank you Gus for raising awareness

                          • dolgolart
                            dolgolart  1 days back

                            i found this video weird at first because this had never happened to me where i live and even the sliced canned jalapeños don't have the stem... but then it clicked that its because im mexican

                            • coolguy 101
                              coolguy 101  1 days back

                              Nobody going to talk about how there's actually 53 stems

                              • Kiriali
                                Kiriali  1 days back

                                I remember working at Subway when I was 16 I would specifically pick out any stems I saw on jalapenos or yellow peppers and throw them in the trash I got in trouble from my boss

                                • toltecnightmare
                                  toltecnightmare  1 days back

                                  id give you a stem sandwich too if you said hollow-penyos with a straight face 20 times in a row.

                                  • Andrew Powers
                                    Andrew Powers  1 days back

                                    Jalapeños come in a bag.

                                    • Samuel kernohan
                                      Samuel kernohan  2 days back

                                      Rip Quiznos

                                      • StudiousDewsh
                                        StudiousDewsh  2 days back

                                        I did the math. There was 52 stems.

                                      • Clay FKN Brown
                                        Clay FKN Brown  2 days back

                                        This is pretty embarrassing for Jared from subway. Almost as embarrassing as currently being the little spoon with his cell mate...

                                        • Karac Reheard
                                          Karac Reheard  2 days back

                                          Bro i work at a subway and we dont cut the jalepanos, they come in prepackaged bags and we just open them and dump em in

                                          • kurt Rosenthal
                                            kurt Rosenthal  2 days back

                                            The range of our data was between 0 and 6
                                            The mean was 2.65 stems per sandwich
                                            The median was 2.5 stems per sandwich
                                            The mode was 2 stems per sandwich

                                            Upon review one can soundly expect 2 to 3 jalapeño stems on their subway sandwich.

                                            • ProjectEchoshadow
                                              ProjectEchoshadow  3 days back

                                              So like this man lost his mind right?

                                              • WOLF
                                                WOLF  3 days back

                                                You pay 6 dollars each for this shit

                                                • Darnel Anglade
                                                  Darnel Anglade  3 days back

                                                  Don't you mean *Sooubway?*

                                                  • Tim Bitten
                                                    Tim Bitten  3 days back

                                                    I love this forever

                                                    • Justin Ealand
                                                      Justin Ealand  3 days back

                                                      He actually found 53 stems out of the 20 sandwiches.

                                                      • Nick Vanhorne
                                                        Nick Vanhorne  3 days back

                                                        It’s actually 53 stems

                                                        • Dylan Harshman
                                                          Dylan Harshman  3 days back

                                                          who is the femoid behind the camera

                                                          • 7Drummy
                                                            7Drummy  3 days back

                                                            I had the same problem the other day!

                                                            • nitroman716
                                                              nitroman716  3 days back

                                                              Ex Sub boy here. Subway would just ship us bags of Jalapenos, pickles, and banana peppers precut. The first week I work there I opened the bag of Jalapenos and tried to take out the stems and the only training I ever received while working there was from my manager telling me, "we don't do that here."

                                                              • Living with Perks
                                                                Living with Perks  3 days back

                                                                I just watched a 13 minute video of a guy picking jalapeno stems from sandwiches.

                                                                • Chilled Parrot
                                                                  Chilled Parrot  3 days back

                                                                  I glance and see The Great Subway Ja——— Scandal, and naturally get a bit confused.

                                                                  • Olli Olivine
                                                                    Olli Olivine  3 days back

                                                                    Thundercloud subs is better! Fuck any local sub sandwich shop you have is better, support local business.

                                                                    • Numbzie
                                                                      Numbzie  3 days back

                                                                      Im sitting here hungry af watching this man waste subway and its making me angry lol

                                                                      • The Darkest Almond
                                                                        The Darkest Almond  3 days back

                                                                        Nobody caught the fact that your math was off. You found 53 stems.

                                                                        • szekowski
                                                                          szekowski  3 days back

                                                                          *stem*

                                                                          • DAEMON
                                                                            DAEMON  4 days back

                                                                            My partner once found a dead wasp in his sub and I got food poisoning from mine, was awesome

                                                                            • Palindromemordnilap
                                                                              Palindromemordnilap  15 hours back

                                                                              I got the wax paper that separates stacks of cheese, instead of cheese.

                                                                          • JD
                                                                            JD  4 days back

                                                                            Gus is becoming the new filthy Frank...

                                                                            • weegeester006
                                                                              weegeester006  4 days back

                                                                              rip reinhardt

                                                                              • Brian S McKay
                                                                                Brian S McKay  4 days back

                                                                                It's a Subway

                                                                                • nathan drake
                                                                                  nathan drake  5 days back

                                                                                  Ok, tbh, making 5 sandwiches at one restaurant is a bit of a lot for a subway. They could be too rushed to make those sandwiches before another customer comes in that they aren’t paying attention to the “stems”

                                                                                  • mazon rodriguez
                                                                                    mazon rodriguez  5 days back

                                                                                    whats that gus? i cant download the mp3s from audible and actually own the files? they are in "the app" but i cant download them on an usb to listen on my car stereo? i have to use "my phone" with "the app" oohhhh maaaaan i wish but they got me on these pillssss mannn i dont have any money geeeeez.

                                                                                    • mazon rodriguez
                                                                                      mazon rodriguez  5 days back

                                                                                      get a load of this boy when he finds out the chicken in subway is actually 40% soy made to appear as chicken meat.

                                                                                      • Spider-Demo Studios
                                                                                        Spider-Demo Studios  5 days back

                                                                                        It's actually 53 stems, not 50

                                                                                        • Richard Stallman
                                                                                          Richard Stallman  5 days back

                                                                                          You're seeing the stem side of the pepper which should be eaten you aren't eating the damn tail.

                                                                                          • Griffin Riches
                                                                                            Griffin Riches  5 days back

                                                                                            jalapeno stems don't come to my door i will get you

                                                                                            • A Bee
                                                                                              A Bee  6 days back

                                                                                              But what is the percentage of stem jalapeños to the normal jalapeños on the sandwiches??? Give me a ratio